CHARACTERS

Name: Roxas Strife
Nickname: Cute Little Roxas, Boy, Pinecone, Crepe
Hometown: Twilight Town
Current Residence: Castle Oblivion, The World That Never Was
Relationships: Cloud Strife (Father), Karen Yuen-Strife... (Mother), Jessica (Godmother), Demyx Smith-James (Non-Biological Brother), Sirius Black (Godfather), Abyss (Grandmother), plus a LOT of grandfathers.
Occupation: [Nobody] #13 in Organization XIII, Part-time Jobs
Weapon: Keyblades

About Me: Hi, my name is Roxas Strife. I hate eating breakfast, especially waffles, waffles are the worst. I like to eat seasalt popsicles on the clock tower but I hate when I fall off the clock tower. My best friends are Demyx and Axel. Me and my non-biological brother Demyx like to play outside, which is fine when I'm not getting in trouble with my dad. He always wants me to wear a wolf shirt. I hate technology and technology should die! But I do like playing video games.


Name: Jessica
Nickname: Jessji
Hometown: Um, um, um I don't know
Current Residence: Castle Oblivion, The World That Never Was
Relationships: Karen Yuen-Strife... (Best Bud/Somebody), Cloud Strife (Best Bud In-Law), Roxas Strife (God Son), Demyx Smith-James (Potential Love Interest Best Guy), Roy Mustang (Obvious Suitor), Levi Ackerman (VERY!!! Obvious Suitor)
Occupation: [Somebody] #14 in Organization XIII
Weapon: Mace

About Me: My name is Jessica uh, my best friend is Karen Yuen-Strife-Prime-Black... I have no idea what to say. I always try to keep the peace when people are arguing, it gets on my nerves when we don't get along. Especially Cloud and Marluxia, they are grown men and need to act their age! I love hanging out with Demyx, he's so much fun, but uh... yeah... And I can also see the obvious, so nothing gets past me!


Name: Karen Yuen-Strife-Black-Lupin-Prime-Skellington-Sparrow-Turner
Nickname: Karen
Hometown: Unknown
Current Residence: Castle Oblivion, The World That Never Was
Relationships: Cloud Strife (Husband), Roxas Strife (Son), Jessica (Best Bud/Somebody), Demyx Smith-James (Non-Biological Brother), Noctis Caelum ("Friend"), Abyss (Mother), plus a LOT of fathers.
Occupation: [Somebody] #15 in Organization XIII
Weapon: Chainsaw

About Me: Hello, my name is Karen. I love my family and friends, shoutout to Jessica, Cloud, Roxas, Demyx, and all you other people especially Noctis, I love you all! Although I love my family and I wouldn't trade them for anything in the world, I sometimes daydream in an alternate universe... I mean, wait! You didn't read anything!!!



Name: Cloud Strife
Nickname: Cloud
Hometown: Nibelheim
Current Residence: Castle Oblivion, The World That Never Was
Relationships: Karen Yuen-Strife... (Wife), Roxas Strife (Son), Jessica (Best Bud), Demyx Smith-James (Non-Biological Brother-In-Law), Zack Fair (Deceased Best Friend), Noctis Caelum (Living Best Friend), plus a LOT of father-in-laws.
Occupation: [Somebody] #16 in Organization XIII, Delivery Service
Weapon: Sword

About Me: Uh, hello. It is loud, my name is Cloud. I work for this crazy delivery company. I heard the boss is pretty cool but I've never met him before. Family is everything to me, I've had my family with me all my life -- I'd like to keep it that way. I hate when people try and guess what I'm thinking, I'm always thinking the opposite of what you think I'm thinking! I have two kids, Roxas and my motorcycle, both I love dearly. I hate how Roxas sleeps in my bed at night, I kinda wish it could be just me and Karen. And I hate how Roxas hangs out with Axel, that kid gives me the creeps. Marluxia sucks and should stay away from Karen! I really want to be a good father to Roxas so that he can grow up and be a good man. We also have a dog named Jacky, he's pretty cool, he reminds me of a wolf which is my favourite animal.


Name: Demyx Smith-James
Nickname: Demyx
Hometown: Unknown
Current Residence: Castle Oblivion, The World That Never Was
Relationships: Jessica (Does she like me back??? Best Gal), Karen Yuen-Strife... (Non-Biological Sister), Roxas Strife (Non-Biological Brother), Cloud Strife (Non-Biological Brother-In-Law), Xemnas Ababwa (Father), Water and Music.
Occupation: [Nobody] #9 in Organization XIII, Musician
Weapon: Sitar

About Me: Greetings! My name is Demyx! Have you tried water? It's like the best. I love water and music and playing music in water. I love hanging out with my best friend Roxas but sometimes when I wait for him outside his classroom I fall asleep because he takes forever. I don't really get it. Um, I like my job but I always feel like they sent the wrong guy. If you ever play hide-and-seek, hide in the pool! It's the BEST spot in the house! Aw, aw, aw... Ow, I just hit my head...!!!


Name: Zexion Nator
Nickname: Zexion, Zexy, The Zexinator
Hometown: Tokio Hotel Tokyo Drift Tokyo, Japan
Current Residence: Castle Oblivion, The World That Never Was
Relationships: Marluxia Rose (Best Friend), Karen Yuen-Strife... (Childhood Friend), Jessica (Obvious Friend), Roxas Strife (Student), Demyx Smith-James (Mortal Enemy)
Occupation: [Nobody] #6 in Organization XIII, Teacher
Weapon: Book

About Me: My name is Zexion. I'm secretly known as the Zexinator, but don't tell Demyx. I'm reading NOTHING!!! and you didn't see anything! Marluxia is my best friend, but I hate how he always picks fights with everybody and always wants me to be backup it's really annoying. He's always obsessing over Karen but doesn't he know robots should be with other robots??? I love to serve people tea, but results may vary. In the end however I always get what I want. I'm also a genius and my calculations NEVER fail me!!!


Name: Marluxia Rose
Nickname: Marluxia
Hometown: Berlin, Germany
Current Residence: Castle Oblivion, The World That Never Was
Relationships: Zexion Nator (Best Friend), Karen Yuen-Strife... (True Love), Cloud Strife (Rival), Noctis Caelum (Rival)
Occupation: [Nobody] #11 in Organization XIII, Gardening Consultant
Weapon: Scythe

About Me: My name is Marluxia a.k.a. the most handsomest man alive. I hate Cloud Strife, he's always hitting on my girl doesn't he know beautiful people should be with other beautiful people? This Noctis character recently came into our house, he really pisses me off too. I love to plant flowers but I hate when Xaldin ruins them. I always have to break his arms when he does. Zexion's my BFF, we have a landscaping business that has been doing really well since we employed Transformers. Something that everyone knows about me is not to wake me up before 6AM, otherwise you're dead!!! Hahahaha... bo.


Name: Noctis Lucis Caelum
Nickname: Noctis, Boss
Hometown: Kingdom of Lucis
Current Residence: Unknown
Relationships: Cloud Strife (Employee/Friend), Karen Yuen-Strife... (Future Wife "Friend"), a LOT of henchmen.
Occupation: [???] Mob Leader
Weapon: Swords

About Me: I'm Noctis. That's all you really gotta know. Don't mess with me or you'll have to pay the price.


Name: Luxord Beckham
Nickname: Luxord
Hometown: London, England
Current Residence: Castle Oblivion, The World That Never Was
Relationships: Larxene Beckham (Wife), Hayner Beckham ("Son"), Cloud Strife (Father's Club Friend)
Occupation: [Nobody] #10 in Organization XIII, Gambler, Entrepreneur
Weapon: Playing Cards

About Me: Call me Luxord, love. I love to gamble, especially when luck's on my side. It always is, love. I gamble in casinos and small businesses. If you have children, love, Beckham Boarding School is one of the best schools in the country. My favourite club in the Organization is the Father's Club, but I don't understand why a certain member comes every meeting. Larxene is my beautiful wife and the love of my life. Without her, I wouldn't have my dear son Hayner, my pride and joy.


Name: Larxene Beckham
Nickname: Larxene, Bitch, Slut, Whore, Skank
Hometown: Paris, France
Current Residence: Castle Oblivion, The World That Never Was
Relationships: Luxord Beckham (Husband I guess), Hayner Beckham (Son), Kairi (Best Bitch), and a LOT of different lovers.
Occupation: [Nobody] #12 in Organization XIII, Escort
Weapon: Knives

About Me: O-M-G You don't know who I am??? It's Larxene bitch and don't you forget. I'm the hottest bitch in this Organization. All the guys here want me, but they all can't have me. My best friend Kairi is such a big skank, I love her so much. This Luxord guy is all right, I think he's a good husband. Hayner's my son but I fucking hate when he calls me "mom" it's so gross. One day I wanna open up my own designer company because I don't know what's wrong with designers nowadays, they cover up too much. I'm always having to cut up my clothes to make it more suitable for my style. Bye bitches!

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